Silver Tongue

May 24

amberalyson:

lightspeedsound:

dovewithscales:

guerrillatech:

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I was ready to be mad at the first line. This is a hell of a thought.

This is literally the logic behind apprenticeships and what a lot of graduate level programs looked like before American schooling became corporate business

it is not like a crazy thing. a lot of countries pay their students

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paladin-official:

paladin-official:

chefpyro:

How would you even find out you have a healing superpower if not through sheer luck. If you dont know you have healing powers, how often would you enter a situation where you need them? You wouldn’t because you have common fucking sense

You have now awakened my curiosity and I must jump off the roof for sciene. Will update

I don’t have a healing superpower

do you know how often kids scrape their knees and get papercuts? kids are fucking stupid and get hurt all the time. one fall out of a tree and theyd find out they got healing powers

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If pearls are viable gemstones for steven universe setting does that mean that kidney stones would be viable? 

astronomical-bagel:

haltyoubillowychickenwing:

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👀

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This is basically the plot of the ring. You got 7 days to copy a videotape and have someone watch it which at the year the film takes place would take only about an hour tops

This is basically the plot of the ring. You got 7 days to copy a videotape and have someone watch it which at the year the film takes place would take only about an hour tops

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ndiecity:

Obi wan was always like “Anakin compose yourself. We’re laser samurai. We have to be serious”

and then they commit war crimes

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randaness:
“ owlsofstarlight:
“My best/favorite teacher would literally take off the points for a question that the majority of the class got wrong from the total on the test and then hold a lesson on the topic because she realized if 90% of her...

randaness:

owlsofstarlight:

My best/favorite teacher would literally take off the points for a question that the majority of the class got wrong from the total on the test and then hold a lesson on the topic because she realized if 90% of her students didn’t know the answer then she hadn’t done a good job teaching it.

I hate it when teachers take pride in having a large percentage of students get bad grades in their classes. It just means that students aren’t learning from you

I dont get how teachers take pride in the fact that very few people pass their class. Can you imagine someone being so tone deaf that they straight up brag about their failure as a teacher?

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fightingforsomeoneidontknow:
“Agreed
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fightingforsomeoneidontknow:

Agreed

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a-book-of-creatures:

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1994

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2019

Exonerated 🥺

This means that some dinos gave live birth!

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