Silver Tongue

May 24

asocial-event:
“ slothful-rabbit:
“ kirkfanatic:
“ izandai:
“I wonder what the proportion is of people who reblog this because they get the reference to ancient greek philosophy versus people who reblog it because it looks a lot like your standard...

asocial-event:

slothful-rabbit:

kirkfanatic:

izandai:

I wonder what the proportion is of people who reblog this because they get the reference to ancient greek philosophy versus people who reblog it because it looks a lot like your standard shitpost.

BEHOLD, A MEME!

I fucking choked

Vibe check *slaps Plato in the face with a naked chicken*

(Source: we-kant-even, via newbarrk)

Anonymous asked:

roulx is the rules card. at his core hes there to teach people. Id imagine if he did have powers it would be exposition. Like knowing things he shouldnt about things. Either that or being a really good lawyers

lynxgriffin:

I’d imagine if it was that, it would be loads of largely useless information. |D

Probably mostly useless until a very specific scenario comes out and they have to check to see if what they would do is viable

[video]

scraps-is-busy:

rosexknight:

aphony-cree:

nightmare-your-worst:

quill-of-thoth:

leoismybookcrush:

tilthat:

TIL that Billy Crystal’s character, Miracle Max, in the Princess Bride was so funny that it nearly stopped the production of the movie. One actor bruised a rib from clenching to try not to laugh.

via reddit.com

Fun fact in addition: Cary Elwes wasn’t allowed to be part of that scene because he kept laughing. The Westley on the table was dummy.

This is AFTER he broke a toe riding Andre the Giant’s ATV, and got concussed when he and Christopher Guest tried to make the scene where Count Rugen knocks Wesley out more convincing.

Mandy Patinkin busted the rib trying not to laugh, and also accidentally stabbed Guest during their fight scene. 

About the only person who didn’t get some form of overenthusiasm-induced injury or illness during filming was Robin Wright, who had to repeatedly get her dress burnt up in the fire swamp scene because Goldman ruined one of the takes by screaming “Oh my god, she’s on fire!”

i swear the princess bride movie was just a bunch of cast and crew deciding to dick around and film it.

it was Jackass before Jackass

The guy in the giant rodent costume got arrested on his way to the set and they had to delay production to go bail him out

In every scene with Andre the Giant physically lifting or holding someone the actor he was supporting had to be supported separately because Andre couldn’t actually lift or carry them due to back problems.

When filming the boat scenes, they used a swimming pool that had a deep dip that the boat was floating over. The director, while prepping the scene, slipped, and his clothing and boots filled with water, dragging him down under the boat. He nearly drowned, but was pulled to safety by one of the crew members who noticed the bubbles, since they were doing this at night and thus nobody could see him under the water. 

May 23

bexminx:

This is so simple and so fantabulous

dicaeopolis:

image

some thoughts

dicaeopolis:

image

new alignment chart

(via nofacednerd)

badsciencejokes:

image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image

Love the puns from Pun Hub

(via newbarrk)

(Source: whitepeopletwitter, via newbarrk)

universallywriting:

ponpasta:

image
image

just a little cute idea

stop being a coward steven. join your gf in the woods

(via anna-scribbles)

vugnasmineralblog:
“Quartz Var. Amethyst
Minas Gerais, Brazil, South America
”

vugnasmineralblog:

Quartz Var. Amethyst
Minas Gerais, Brazil, South America

(Source: crystalclassics.co.uk, via thatneoncrisis)

beakedwhalesyo:

kristina100000:

image

Which is why I prefer this hellsite. It’s got that old weird charm to it.

(via thescyfychannel)