Silver Tongue

May 26

gearholder:

When you come down to it, a popular trend among ancient Greeks was to claim gods as being their daddies.

When you come down to it, a popular trend among ancient Greeks was to claim Zeus as being their daddy.

birdtouch:

i hate 2016

I don’t hate 2016, I just hate hillary clinton trying to be hip with the kids by using memes rather than actually talk about political situations.

(Source: cleancrew, via robustquestioner)

bloodsbane:

AHHHHHH

I HATE FLORIDA

bakrua:

shitpostgenerator:

fuck dudes who lie about bread

hey folks. at it again. fucking. sitting here on my fat ass thinking to myself. what a specific kind of text post. what happened to this person. what happened to this person? what lie was told. what dude lied about bread. what is the story, what is this persons story

you’d think i’d learn to fucking look at OP’s url by now 

(via robustquestioner)

• a knight: foul dragon im here to vanquish you
• dragon: what you packing
• a knight: this is the legendary sword, durandal and --
• dragon: oh okay, i see. - pulls out a gun -
• a knight: holy shit, wait

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adurot:

cold-warrior:

Someone who hasn’t read the TF2 comics explain this panel

The papa bird prepares to feed its hungry youngling.

After being arrested, Red business Skier spontaneously gets rabies and purple secretary is trying to call for help

(Source: exxag, via adurot)

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