Silver Tongue

May 24

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facts-i-just-made-up:
“ Degenerative Cubism afflicts 12% of Spanish cattle. If the disease were ever to become airborne, it’s estimated that all beef cattle in the country would be little more than a few lines leaving the impression of cattle within...

facts-i-just-made-up:

Degenerative Cubism afflicts 12% of Spanish cattle. If the disease were ever to become airborne, it’s estimated that all beef cattle in the country would be little more than a few lines leaving the impression of cattle within one month.

A realism vaccine was developed in 1994 but has occasional surrealist side effects, turning 2% of cattle injected into two arguing mimes and a waffle.

This sounds like something Douglas Adams would make

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macgreer asked: Do some of the skeletons get disappointed when they attempt to eat food only to have it fall right through them?

mx-bones-deactivated20160831:

im p sure they do

Like this?

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askclaylex replied to your post:Anyone remember that show about the three witches…
Charmed?

Yeah, @askseriousrainbow beat you to it.

Anyone remember that show about the three witches and one became a mermaide for a bit and one had a boyfriend who became an angel andthey had a brother who got aborted from time but then got better and they could freeze time?

pastelflowers:

It’s not representation if they’re being used as a joke or shock factor

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sandalphom:
“ memeguy-com:
“ In case you were wondering how the Big Bird suit works
” ”

sandalphom:

memeguy-com:

In case you were wondering how the Big Bird suit works

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cynzors:
“ i made this forever ago and forgot to post it
yall like obscure crossovers right?
”

cynzors:

i made this forever ago and forgot to post it

yall like obscure crossovers right?

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What’s your superpower? No rerolls!

kalgalen:

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

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