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Degenerative Cubism afflicts 12% of Spanish cattle. If the disease were ever to become airborne, it’s estimated that all beef cattle in the country would be little more than a few lines leaving the impression of cattle within one month.
A realism vaccine was developed in 1994 but has occasional surrealist side effects, turning 2% of cattle injected into two arguing mimes and a waffle.
This sounds like something Douglas Adams would make
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macgreer asked: Do some of the skeletons get disappointed when they attempt to eat food only to have it fall right through them?
im p sure they do
Like this?
Charmed?
Yeah, @askseriousrainbow beat you to it.
Anyone remember that show about the three witches and one became a mermaide for a bit and one had a boyfriend who became an angel andthey had a brother who got aborted from time but then got better and they could freeze time?
It’s not representation if they’re being used as a joke or shock factor
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In case you were wondering how the Big Bird suit works
i made this forever ago and forgot to post it
yall like obscure crossovers right?
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