Silver Tongue

Nov 28

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• some blatantly fake blog: im toiletpaperkin and im being oppressed by everyone who goes to the bathroom!
• yall, inevitably: WOW i cant believe this website has finally lost it... this is real... this sounds like a troll but i cant believe it's actually 100% real...

thatsthat24:

harbingerofsorrow:

Ah, yes, the Crystal Gems: Steven Universe, Pearl, Peridot, Thomas Sanders, and Amethyst

Holy…

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penfairy:

“I would eat his heart in the marketplace” is legit the most savage line I have ever heard, I’d like to personally thank Shakespeare for putting into words that feeling of rage and protectiveness women get when some fuckboy hurts another woman

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chemtrailer:

chemtrailer:

i don’t like when sci fi puts little glowing bits on every single thing

try to brush my teeth but my toothbrush has wifi and i don’t have my warding crystals

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acoolguy:

game freak: thanks to advancing technology, in every new pokemon game we’ve been able to make your mom hotter and lonelier than ever before

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rayyyder:

petties-anonymous:

beachdeath:

beachdeath:

hell? empty. all the devils? here.

omg this wasn’t a “dick? out” joke this was a shakespeare quote don’t be crass

Hell: empty
Devils: here
Dick: out

it’s what shakespeare would’ve wanted

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