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Ah, yes, the Crystal Gems: Steven Universe, Pearl, Peridot, Thomas Sanders, and Amethyst
Holy…
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“I would eat his heart in the marketplace” is legit the most savage line I have ever heard, I’d like to personally thank Shakespeare for putting into words that feeling of rage and protectiveness women get when some fuckboy hurts another woman
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i don’t like when sci fi puts little glowing bits on every single thing
try to brush my teeth but my toothbrush has wifi and i don’t have my warding crystals
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game freak: thanks to advancing technology, in every new pokemon game we’ve been able to make your mom hotter and lonelier than ever before
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hell? empty. all the devils? here.
omg this wasn’t a “dick? out” joke this was a shakespeare quote don’t be crass
Hell: empty
Devils: here
Dick: outit’s what shakespeare would’ve wanted