Silver Tongue

Nov 27

hashtagdion:

warpstar:

idk why fingers in the mouth is so hot but it is

try letting your chicken fingers cool off before you eat them

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noivern:

basiliskfree:

circesadventures:

rareandradiant-maiden:

noivern:

carbisari:

basiliskfree:

carbisari:

basiliskfree:

Today’s problem

what do chairs for dragons look like.

big comfy piles of pillows

Well, that don’t work in the scene I’m doing it’s too cute not to draw.

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DAWWW SO CUTE :>

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they use human chairs but really badly

same

Wait elongated chairs y’all. Eight chair legs instead of one, they can lie down majestically and put their chins on the table like they were always meant to.

@basiliskfree

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I’m not sure if this is silly or a good idea lol

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it’s not polite!

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sapphiel:
“ why is this making me laughter harder than it should
”
Because it has perfect composition. You can look at this single picture and see exactly what happened

sapphiel:

why is this making me laughter harder than it should

Because it has perfect composition. You can look at this single picture and see exactly what happened

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hill-creature:

mika-3mk29a:

idk why i just remembered this but all throughout kindergarten and first grade i used to draw a lil snail in the corner of every paper i had to turn in because it was a happy snail so i thought it would make my teachers happy when they were grading papers because i was a pure and simple child but in 2nd grade my teacher would take off 2 points if i drew it on my homework and 5 points if i drew it on a quiz or test so i stopped but like
it was so harmless it was just a lil shitty doodle of a smiling snail it wasn’t distracting me or anything from the task at hand
so i’d like to say to mrs whoeverthefuck that snail was supposed to be a happy thing u bitch

This perfectly describes what is wrong with our education system

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adurot:

conspicuouslad:

just-shower-thoughts:

It would be so cool to have the possibility to turn off “audience laughter” when watching a sitcom.

But then how would you know where the jokes are?

I’ve heard Big Bang is super awkward and depressing without the laugh track.

Big bang is super awkward and depressing WITH a laughtrack. The worst part is that they over use laughtrack rather than only when there’s a joke.

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snorlaxatives:

no offense but the whole kissin kate barlow and “i can fix that” sam storyline from holes is quite frankly one of the most gripping and tragic in the history of cinema and i’m still not recovered from it

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imoquest:
“ True life friend comics ❤️
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imoquest:

True life friend comics ❤️

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