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listen. i know jk rowling knows absolutely nothing about america but for the entire country to only have a single wizarding school there must be either 200 professors working at this place or you get to your first potions class and it’s held in a fucking baseball stadium.
#[megaphone voice] and now-now-now put your hands together for the DRAUGHT OF LIVING DEATH-eath-eath#[sound of a crowd screaming]#[fireworks]#[indistinct question from the eighty-third row]#[megaphone voice] YES THIS WILL BE ON THE TEST (via transhansolo)
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TACTICAL BUTTCHEEKS.
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mutual: u blonde blue eyed fake ass canadian bitch..
me, none of thos things: dam… they talking about me? :/
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I like how in ORAS you can ride Latios/Latias bareback with literally no safety precautions (you even mega evolve it while on its back in midair for chrissake), but in Sun/Moon you have: a helmet, a special riding outfit, a saddle, and a harness when all you’re doing is riding a Tarous around
Alola cares about your safety. Hoenn will gladly watch a kid die.
Hoenn sent a kid into space in a scuba suit
Because you just found Lati@s and decided to make it into your fucking car. Alola has system in place long before you got there, you’re not the only one who uses it
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