Silver Tongue

May 22

self-critical-automaton:

critical-perspective:

terminallydepraved:

charlesoberonn:

nexya:

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”

Ancient Shitposting

Now on the History Channel

‘People have literally just always been people’ is genuinely my favorite fact about the world

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chefpyro:

steven-universe-official:

chefpyro:

i just woke up from a six hour nap what’d i miss

Tumblr is cancelled.

thank god

facebook has replaced tumblr

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wi-fu:

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“A fuckboy becomes a fuckman at his bar mitzfuck” — Dan Avidan (via saltystump)

(Source: buckstony, via grumpquoteoftheday)

ddeeric:

here it is….;. an alpha dave and chubby bb dirk commissioned by @prodigybrother …. i got rly into the colors on this one lmao

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At the groceries store

dagetsparrow:

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(Source: batou, via )

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