Silver Tongue

Nov 25

maxvontrenk:

wellthatexplainsalot:

You know in the movies were the main guy has a friend whose a girl, who clearly has a crush on him, yet he abandons her to go with the popular crowd. But then by the end of the movie he realizes he loved her all along? I really want there to be a movie where the girl is like ‘no, you were acting like a dick. I’m not interested anymore’. Basically what I’m saying is that LAYLA FROM SKY HIGH SHOULD HAVE STAYED WITH WARREN PEACE

legally blond has what you’re looking for. In the end, while the guy realizes he likes ellie woods, ellie realizes that she’s better off without him by winning her first defense case AFTER getting into harvard on her own without any help from friends in high places.

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i-fought-space:

Why have ship wars when you can have…

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pickle-kun:

Pokemon NPCs: “Pokemon are very friendly and helpful to humans!”

Pokedex: “This shitfuck revels in skinning it’s victims alive, storing their bodies in caves.”

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“I once hit a guy in the neck from 500 yards with a bent scope.” — Riza Hawkeye

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chraliecox:

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gaycentipede:

no canvas flipping or references we die like men

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historyandmemes:

When your friend starts to cough…

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justactnatural:

You: willy nilly
Me, an intellectual: william nilliam

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