Silver Tongue

May 18

dadfriend-tm:

*banging my fists on a table* LET CASHIERS HAVE CHAIRS

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pearlitariat:

remember when ppl were theorizing about garnet being a fusion before jailbreak and came up with all these bizarre grimdark explanations as to why shed stay fused (like she was forcibly fused, they were both dying or something and needed to be fused to stay alive, etc.) and the real reason was just. Theyre Lesbians

My favourite theory was that all gems have children but it results on one gem dying and inheriting the parent gem and garnet had both her parents dead so she had both their gems.

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twixie-answers-mod:
“ cloperella:
“ nestofthought:
“ Man, Civil War looks amazing. I can’t wait for it.
”
“Stop it, Steven. You are doin’ me a frighten.” ”
YOU! ARE! A! TOY!
”

twixie-answers-mod:

cloperella:

nestofthought:

Man, Civil War looks amazing. I can’t wait for it.

“Stop it, Steven. You are doin’ me a frighten.”

YOU! ARE! A! TOY!

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asian:
“ frizzazz:
“ asian:
“ I got bored and bought a piece of poop name “Shelly” ”
I like shellys glasses
”
Stop roasting me it’s only Tuesday
”

asian:

frizzazz:

asian:

I got bored and bought a piece of poop name “Shelly”

I like shellys glasses

Stop roasting me it’s only Tuesday

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seedy:

if leonardo di caprio can wait 23 years for his oscar then y’all can wait for the damn light to turn green for more than 0.1 seconds before beeping at me tyvm 

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bizarrolord:

socialjusticewargames:

I think the main problem with Tumblr social justice is that so little of it is done out of care and compassion. Mostly, people seem to call problematic stuff out due to of a desire to feel superior. 

The basic sentiment seems to be “You’re being problematic! I’m sure glad that I’m not as awful as you are.”

^EXACTLY THIS

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thatsthat24:
“ Please let this be a photo that is used in future high school history textbooks
”

thatsthat24:

Please let this be a photo that is used in future high school history textbooks

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rosexknight:

spaceportfloozy:

“you shouldn’t like that character because they’re a terrible person”

look my guy i pulled this character right out of the dumpster fair and square and i’m keeping him

@bestest-birb this is you and your trash.

How I imagine @thewinterwulf adopted bucky

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When the Bard tries to pull of a “magic trick”

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

somethingdnd:

feazelblahg:

somethingdnd:

image

Can we please refer to Weird Al as “The Bard” from now on

I think Shakespeare still has a hold on that name

They can share.

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