Silver Tongue

Nov 22

ridiculouscake:
“Commission for http://blurbblob.tumblr.com/
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ridiculouscake:

Commission for http://blurbblob.tumblr.com/


thatmetticguy:
“ actually the funniest fucking joke in the history of TF2
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thatmetticguy:

actually the funniest fucking joke in the history of TF2

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@wuffleton

@wuffleton

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jayrockin:
“It shall be known as the Nineteen Million One Hundred Thousand and Two Year War
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jayrockin:

It shall be known as the Nineteen Million One Hundred Thousand and Two Year War

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katy-l-wood:

ewpunk:

y’all…. a legislator in Erie County (NY) introduced a new local law to ban the practice of conversion therapy….“Prevention of Emotional Neglect and Childhood Endangerment” aka P.E.N.C.E. holy shit

I love the salt some of our government workers are capable of.

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“you miserable vomitous mass”

breelandwalker:

jadebee:

steverogersnotebook:

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@wittyandcharming

#TRUMPERDINK

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mercsmuffler:

pyronoid-d:

mercsmuffler:

reminder the friend zone isnt real its 2016 if u still think the friend zone is real what are u doing

the only Friend Zone is Lucio’s healing aura.

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n1ghtcrwler:

snommelp:

So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” is a trap. It means there’s a good chance the officer doesn’t actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, that’s a confession of guilt.

But there’s another trap, that I’ve heard of but haven’t yet experienced. It’s “do you know how fast you were going?” With that one, they’re hoping you’ll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want – you just said you didn’t know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then you’re lying to them.

Oh, I’ve had that one. Go with “yes.” Don’t give them a number, just say “Yes.” Then they still have to offer a number and you can deny it without contradicting yourself. They could just ask you, at that point, but that’s suspiciously similar to saying they don’t know, and they tend to avoid doing that.

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