Silver Tongue

May 21

cockyhorror:

exoskyll:

sin-artist:

catf8sh:

thisiswhymomworries:

thisiswhymomworries:

thisiswhymomworries:

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you move out and have a house of your own :)

me, in this economy: a what

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you get married and have a husband :)

me, a known gay: a what

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you start a family and have your first baby :)

me, an asexual: A WHAT

my parents: our little girl is growing into a woman!
me, a nonbinary: a what

my parents: our boy is growing into a strong man
me, a nonbinary: a what

my parents: can you tell us the SI unit of power, equivalent to one joule per second, corresponding to the power in an electric circuit in which the potential difference is one volt and the current one ampere? me: a watt

the large man who just obliterated my front door: you’re a wizard harry

me, just harry: a what

(via newbarrk)

kaijuno:

dropslikerain:

kaijuno:

dropslikerain:

ragabond:

kaijuno:

Got suspended on twitter once for calling Ben Shapiro cuck boy for 27 consecutive days

DESERVED and also, sad accomplishment

I was a published nuclear astrophysicist by the age of 21.

Great job. Maybe stick to it than looking like a dumbass calling someone a cuckboy.

Ok cuckboy

(via newbarrk)

incorrect-pokespe-quotes:

Gold: creepypasta

Gold: mario jumped outta my game and killed my mother and parents

Crystal: “my mother and my parents”

Gold: you want to make fun of my tragedy? huh? hm? my mother and parents are dead shitface

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(Source: yubels, via chefpyro)

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doktorpeace:

genderkills:

the knife emoji but capitalized

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lackadaisycal-art:

Percy Jackson - The Lightning Thief

(via anna-scribbles)

colorfulfireworks:

Scorpia: Oh you didn’t know Adora loved you back? It was mentioned in Force Captain training

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