my favorite thing is when “new food studies” that arbitrarily determine the longterm effects of food on people are worded like they’re talking about nen abilities from the fucking hunter x hunter universe
By shifting into my newest ability, I am able to consume 13 hotdogs within a single second. However, the cost is great; as for every time I use this ability, I lose 7.8 hours of my lifespan. This is the power of Emporer Time
Me with a hot dog in one hand and a pbj in the other, alternating bites between them
Chapter Synopsis: Coach takes Suzie to a little coffee shop to meet a couple of his odd acquaintances. Little does she know, this will lead her to her creepiest adventure yet!
My Magic Grandpa is a paranormal fantasy adventure that takes place in the 90s, go check it out!
Can’t post physical link or tumblr will hide these posts from searches.
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