Silver Tongue

May 14

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ghost-y:

Steven Universe episode 1: Steven thinks he can only use magic by eating ice cream!

Steven Universe episode 80: Steven pacifies a writhing mass of the fractured souls of millions who should be dead in order to prevent them from wiping out all life

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Pro Tip: Don’t flirt with girls when they’re at work.

rosexknight:

It’s creepy, unnerving, gross, and worse since we have to smile and act courteous when in reality you’re just making us extremely uncomfortable. ESPECIALLY when we have a ring and a fiancé or be that will kick your ass. Just…no. Don’t do it.

Look at this asshole! Don’t know their name yet but I made them with the demon character creator. They have the power of prophecy so certain investors like to hire them to know what to invest in.
Bonus:
THey tell helf truths when it comes to the...

Look at this asshole! Don’t know their name yet but I made them with the demon character creator. They have the power of prophecy so certain investors like to hire them to know what to invest in.

Bonus:

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THey tell helf truths when it comes to the future.

reallyreallyreallytrying:

sure, buy a horse. i’ll be spending my money on a cow, aka horse with free drinks.

A horse has free drinks if you’re kinky enough

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gearholder:
“ charlesoberonn:
“ thekumazone:
“ doktoberfestt:
“ kyoushika:
“ FUCK I PAUSED AT A BAD TIME
”
R I S E
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pearl and amethyst look so concerned like “oh god steven are you ok” meanwhile garnet is like “rise, my child….” ”
STâ–ˆEN
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The...

gearholder:

charlesoberonn:

thekumazone:

doktoberfestt:

kyoushika:

FUCK I PAUSED AT A BAD TIME

R I S E

pearl and amethyst look so concerned like “oh god steven are you ok” meanwhile garnet is like “rise, my child….”

ST█EN

The Prophecy

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shwit:
“ songsaboutswords:
“ apocalypse-now:
“ thehandofnerevar:
“ A flying kick to the head in half-plate.
Guys, I think white tabard lost this round.
” ”
this is so raw
” ”

shwit:

songsaboutswords:

apocalypse-now:

thehandofnerevar:

A flying kick to the head in half-plate.

Guys, I think white tabard lost this round.

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Originally posted by masterblasteristaken

this is so raw

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(Source: thehandofnerevar-blog, via )

the-entire-furry-fandom:

metal-socks:

eidolous:

bagged-a-bazooka:

jasonptodd:

shroom1up:

michiharu:

jasonptodd:

I had a dream they announced all the women in Overwatch were lesbians and you could get a poster with all of them on it that said “LESBIANS” in the Overwatch font

this took me like an hour but i did it @jasonptodd 

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here have the improved version:

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@socialjusticefail

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