Silver Tongue

May 14

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Steven Universe episode 1: Steven thinks he can only use magic by eating ice cream!
Steven Universe episode 80: Steven pacifies a writhing mass of the fractured souls of millions who should be dead in order to prevent them from wiping out all life

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Pro Tip: Don’t flirt with girls when they’re at work.

rosexknight:

It’s creepy, unnerving, gross, and worse since we have to smile and act courteous when in reality you’re just making us extremely uncomfortable. ESPECIALLY when we have a ring and a fiancé or be that will kick your ass. Just…no. Don’t do it.

Look at this asshole! Don’t know their name yet but I made them with the demon character creator. They have the power of prophecy so certain investors like to hire them to know what to invest in.

Bonus:

THey tell helf truths when it comes to the future.

reallyreallyreallytrying:

sure, buy a horse. i’ll be spending my money on a cow, aka horse with free drinks.

A horse has free drinks if you’re kinky enough

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gearholder:

charlesoberonn:
thekumazone:
doktoberfestt:
kyoushika:
FUCK I PAUSED AT A BAD TIME
R I S E
pearl and amethyst look so concerned like “oh god steven are you ok” meanwhile garnet is like “rise, my child….”
ST█EN
The Prophecy

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shwit:

songsaboutswords:
apocalypse-now:
thehandofnerevar:
A flying kick to the head in half-plate.
Guys, I think white tabard lost this round.
Originally posted by masterblasteristaken
this is so raw

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the-entire-furry-fandom:

metal-socks:
eidolous:
bagged-a-bazooka:
jasonptodd:
shroom1up:
michiharu:
jasonptodd:
I had a dream they announced all the women in Overwatch were lesbians and you could get a poster with all of them on it that said “LESBIANS” in the Overwatch font
this took me like an hour but i did it @jasonptodd
here have the improved version:
@socialjusticefail

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