*banging 2 large sheet pans together*
I DON’T CARE IF MIKE PENCE’S FEELINGS WERE HURT OR HIS MONEY WAS WASTED I HONESTLY HOPE HE CRIED BECAUSE HE HATES PEOPLE LIKE YOU, ME AND ANY ONE ELSE NOT LIKE HIM. THAT FUCK TIT WENT TO THE WRONG GODDAMN MUSICAL LET ALONE GOING TO A MUSICAL AT ALL.
HE DOESN’T LIKE BEING BOOED AT? I DON’T LIKE BEING ELECTROCUTED AND SEEING MY FELLOW AMERICANS ABUSED. SUCK IT UP FUCKER
look how many fucking endings and routes this game had
this is also ignoring the true ending
is….is this the shadow the hedgehog story map
fun fact
in shadow the hedgehog, completing a playthrough unlocked a cutscene sequence of that playthrough in the extras menu
literally just the level cutscenes placed in the order that you just played
each sequence had its own name and all 300 of them needed to be unlocked to 100% the game
you literally with no exaggeration had to do 300 playthroughs of shadow the hedgehog to 100% it
what the fuck
It’s actually 326 playthroughs, and some of the titles read like b-sides from My Chemical Romance’s middle two records. Like. Seriously. Look at this shit:
I’m pretty sure Trent Reznor has a song titled after number 39, like come on.
For anyone needing titles for their angst fic, just consult this list. It’s probably got you covered. In fact, I propose we take this list and make a writing meme out of it. Can we? Can we make this a thing?
this post is old as fuck BUT i wanted to revisit it because guess what got posted to /r/speedrun today