Silver Tongue

Nov 19

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just-shower-thoughts:

Astronauts are the ultimate combo of nerd and jock.

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ma6ddy:
“ thefuuuucomics:
“ gambler-x:
“ im-the-doctor-basically-run:
“ tacticalhoneybadger:
“ miss-operator:
“ cerebralzero:
“ reparations:
“ moistnugget:
“ reparations:
“ unsubstantiatedrumors:
“ involved6:
“ cerebralzero:
“ bulletbutt:
“ Don’t...

ma6ddy:

thefuuuucomics:

gambler-x:

im-the-doctor-basically-run:

tacticalhoneybadger:

miss-operator:

cerebralzero:

reparations:

moistnugget:

reparations:

unsubstantiatedrumors:

involved6:

cerebralzero:

bulletbutt:

Don’t move, tumblr. This is a stick up. Give me all your notes and nobody gets hurt.

Not so fast sonny boy, drop the SKS and no one will be losing any notes here.

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Everybody stay frosty. No one has to close their account today if we all just stay calm.

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I’ll waste the lot of you

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Hände hoch, bitches. Gib mir alle ihre notizen!

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NYET.

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3 it is.. let’s get this party started.

Is that 3 nuggets up there? this is getting out of hand lol

I HAVE A GUN BONER. 

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What? What’s all this fuckery?

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Oh shit, it’s a gunblr showdown!

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Mama always said this day’d come!

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EVERYBODY BE FUCKIN’ COOL!

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WOAH Calm down! Guns don’t solve problems. 

Weeeeeellllllllll… ok they solve SOME problems, like an attacking spaceship or being chased by a dinosaur, but USUALLY guns don’t solve problems.

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There. I’ve disabled them. Now none of your guns work.

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Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.

Don’t make me tell you again.

Woops! Sorry Doc, but look what I got.

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A flintlock pistol, and know what flintlock pistols are mainly composed of?

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Wood.

THE MEN OF TUMBLR

i hate this

@elektronx

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chezgorman:
“ doiduh:
“ doiduh:
“ I think Alphys is a good way to portray my anime-side
Edit: Its suppose to be a new moon not full moon goddamn it. Guess I’m not a weeaboo afterall
”
2,000 notes!!
”
I’m FUCKING LIVID
”
Wait, doesn’t inuyasha become...

chezgorman:

doiduh:

doiduh:

I think Alphys is a good way to portray my anime-side

Edit: Its suppose to be a new moon not full moon goddamn it. Guess I’m not a weeaboo afterall

2,000 notes!!

I’m FUCKING LIVID

Wait, doesn’t inuyasha become human during a new moon, not a full moon?

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Anonymous asked: McCree, is there a snake in your boot?

outofcharacter-overwatch:

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Call the exterminator

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punkfather:
“ Everyone please take a moment of silence to honour a true Canadian icon
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punkfather:

Everyone please take a moment of silence to honour a true Canadian icon

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just-shower-thoughts:

I feel more like a citizen of the internet than of my own country

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