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Astronauts are the ultimate combo of nerd and jock.
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Don’t move, tumblr. This is a stick up. Give me all your notes and nobody gets hurt.
Not so fast sonny boy, drop the SKS and no one will be losing any notes here.
Everybody stay frosty. No one has to close their account today if we all just stay calm.
I’ll waste the lot of you
Hände hoch, bitches. Gib mir alle ihre notizen!
NYET.
3 it is.. let’s get this party started.
Is that 3 nuggets up there? this is getting out of hand lol
I HAVE A GUN BONER.
What? What’s all this fuckery?
Oh shit, it’s a gunblr showdown!
Mama always said this day’d come!
EVERYBODY BE FUCKIN’ COOL!
WOAH Calm down! Guns don’t solve problems.
Weeeeeellllllllll… ok they solve SOME problems, like an attacking spaceship or being chased by a dinosaur, but USUALLY guns don’t solve problems.
There. I’ve disabled them. Now none of your guns work.
Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.
Don’t make me tell you again.
Woops! Sorry Doc, but look what I got.
A flintlock pistol, and know what flintlock pistols are mainly composed of?
Wood.
THE MEN OF TUMBLRi hate this
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I think Alphys is a good way to portray my anime-side
Edit: Its suppose to be a new moon not full moon goddamn it. Guess I’m not a weeaboo afterall
2,000 notes!!
I’m FUCKING LIVID
Wait, doesn’t inuyasha become human during a new moon, not a full moon?
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Anonymous asked: McCree, is there a snake in your boot?
Call the exterminator
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Everyone please take a moment of silence to honour a true Canadian icon
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I feel more like a citizen of the internet than of my own country
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