midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.
naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door
It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf.
what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.
the hook is worthy
the hook is worthy
Peter Pan would disagree.
I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.
so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head
instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it.
OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINT AND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVEL AND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIR
THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME
i just… can’t have this not on my blog.
oh my god
also the Universe was like “Cap is worthy for a split second” and he slightly lifted it in Age of Ultron. CAP IS A-OKAY
you know, i think about this a lot. do you think paul specifically asked for a black pokedex? do you think professor rowan tried to give him a normal red one and he handed it back, like, nah, this isn’t edgy enough, it needs to reflect the darkness in my tortured soul?
paul is an EV IV trainer probably. I mean, he gets rid of any pokemon that has stats he doesn’t like.
would you care to comment on the noticeable lack of african american fish in the previous movie
They were in Australia and if there were any they’d just be called stereotypes. Where were the white people in prince of Egypt- ohhhhhh, wait, there wouldn’t be any. Everyone doesn’t have to just be included in everything. I think the entirety of the black community can survive without a puffer fish voice by Chris Rock. It’ll be just as good as long as they story is done right.
also they were fish. The only humans that were there were the dentist and his daughter. This means anyone could have been black if they were human.
