Silver Tongue

Nov 17

(via scraps-is-busy)

oldroots: “ “ Welcome to the bonfire, Unkindled One. I am a Fire Keeper. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. The Lords have left their thrones, and must be deliver’d to them. To this end, I am at thy side. ” ”

oldroots:

Welcome to the bonfire, Unkindled One. I am a Fire Keeper. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. The Lords have left their thrones, and must be deliver’d to them. To this end, I am at thy side.

(via officialkeikoandgilly)

(via officialkeikoandgilly)

signs as homestuck characters

♈ Prospitian Monarch

♉ jade harley

♊ Jack Noir

♋ dave strider

♌ Roxy Lalonde

♍ rose Lalonde

 ♎ Calliope

♏ john egbert

♐ Dirk Strider

♑ Caliborn

 ♒ Jake English

♓ Jane Crocker

I arriveat training

silver-tongues-blog:

Pushups: 100 done

Situps: 100 done

Squats: 100 done

MY HAIR HAS BEEN FORCEFULLY REMOVED FROM MY HEAD

I arriveat training

Pushups: 100 done

Situps: 100 done

Squats: 100 done

captainsnoop:

when i was younger my mom warned me that porn would give me unrealistic standards, and i scoffed at her

now i’m a grown ass adult and what i look for in a woman is “a demon wearing a sweater” or “a giant robot” so i guess the egg is on my face

(via officialspec)

fartgallery:

Spooning is out, spatulaing is the next big trend. Slide up behind your partner and then launch them out of bed

(via officialspec)

the signs as homestuck characters

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