Silver Tongue

Nov 17

scotchtapeofficial:

trashboat:

socoolandcynical:

Helping my girlfriend move in to her new apartment I noticed this strange hook in the middle of the guest bedroom ceiling. There is nothing around it to imply that it could have held a lighting fixture. Starting to wonder if any serial killers lived in there before her. Either way, that’s some @sixpenceee shit

this is the most boring thing I’ve ever read

*sees a ceiling hook fixed in the ceiling, which is precisely the intended use of a ceiling hook* woah… what kind of sick fuck lived here…

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reblog if you’re part of the holy trinity of unrecognized and dismissed sexualities

queen-markov:

bisexual, pansexual, and asexual 

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mael-radec:

when you enter the boss room

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truth or dare

emptyburrito:

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doctorsherlocklokison:

volsungs:

If you put a picture of yourself in a locket

You could say you are…

Independant

I am ashamed at 20 seconds I took to understand the pun

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megbiediger:

megbiediger:

My new roommate’s super chill. I think we’re going to get along fine👍🏼

I take it back. Ever since my roommate evolved he’s been a huge jerk. He won’t stop eating all my ice cream

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