Someone translate for those who can’t understand this
The current most broken, overpowered Pokemon in the game can barely take down a Pokemon technically weak to it and it would take two turns at maximum power to do so
Use fire moves you idiots - A-
wait, since when is rayquaza considered OP and broken? he was a punk ass bitch in the omega games. Also, what about a shuckle? can a shuckle one shot the bear?
Okay but instead of shipping the grumpy one with the cinnamon roll, imagine shipping two grumpy ones. Just being salty about fucking everything together all the time. Having the same salty philosophy on life and snickering at other people’s idiocy 24/7.
i mean, okay
I mean are they not a salty old gay couple who go to the theater only to offer scathing criticism and make each other laugh? Like that’s how I’ve always interpreted them.
Waldorf canonically has a wife, named “Astoria”. However, since Astoria is just the Statler puppet in drag, this just raises further questions.
What was Moon Butterfly like before years of war, political intrigue, marriage, and very-very-very-very-very stressful child-rearing turned her into the Queen she is today?
Pretty cheerful, actually.
How pretty and cheerful?
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Less Hairy, About as Miserable, and a Lot More Single than you’re probably used to.
