Silver Tongue

May 08

If you’re scrolling through tumblr trying to distract yourself from something you don’t want to think about or you’re looking for a sign that everything will be okay, this is it. So, breathe. Relax into this moment. You’re alive & that’s all that matters.

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yunogasai-quinque:

fullmental:
perfect recipe for mothers day:
Water: 35 l.
Carbon: 20 kg.
Ammonia: 4 l.
Lime: 1.5 kg.
Phosphorus: 800 g.
Salt: 250 g.
Saltpeter: 100 g.
Sulfur: 80 g.
Fluorine 7.5 g.
Iron 5 g.
Silicon 3 g.
trace amounts of 15 other elements.
Delete this post immediately.

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forcekenobi:

thebastardofgloucester:
na-vhenan:
hisnameisfinn:
kurara123:
I need to share this with u guys
this is description of Finn in my tv magazine
Translation: Finn(John Boyega)-prince and excellent warrior coming from a wooded planet Artorias in the Outer Rim Territories.
He served as a trooper in the armies of the First Order.
what
Some part of me wants to believe somebody at Lucasfilm goofed and handed some story info over my mistake. The other is completely content that this magazine has a Star Wars fan that decided that come up with their own theory about Finn’s origins and laid it bare for all to see. Artorias is an Outer Rim planet and it appears to have a kingship, so, you k’know. Maybe he is a kidnapped prince.
#ok so this is only speculation #but it is worth pointing out #that in the old canon the king of Artorias had a son #what was the son’s name? it was finn #the king of Artorias had a force-sensitive son named Finn #just saying (via hecatesocelot)
#also the king of artorias in legends fought in the rebellion and like was at the battle of hoth#AND artorias is described as a peaceful planet with few defenses#on the outer rim#so it would make sense as a target for first order raids#look it’s totally possible this is just speculation or a mistake based on the legends character but aLSO#IT COULD BE REAL#finn#plus if it is him and they keep his name then he’d be finn galfridian#which is a cool-ass name (via na-vhenan)
#let finn be a force sensitive woodland prince tbh (via @winterwarg)

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Hetero Humor™

Man: *get shot in the leg and robbed*
Man: heh heh heh… Well boys… It could’ve been worse… I could’ve been SHOPPING with the WIFE! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

baiovevo:
Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums
1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it

(via dan-mcneely)

phantom skype noises. It was either @scraps-is-busy or @mastermod and I have no idea which it was

captainbritish:

rifleweeb:
kbnet:
t-a-c:
cdlum:
cdlum:
you ever see the name for a game and you just know they came up with it in five minutes

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magicbat:

island-delver-go:
raikou:
raikou:
*speedruns the exam* yolo
👌
If you crouch while loading the scantron you can clip right through the answers
Every second of the run counts, so shave off those crucial seconds by rocket jumping to your seat.

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