Silver Tongue

Nov 15

one-million-cats:
red-plains-rider:
weedmum:
stygianzinogre:
crimson–peach:
weedmum:
When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese
this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you
Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?
who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese
@fancyphobic
who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese
@thankgawd @sparcjacobs

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ask-the-werewolves:

pass the popcorn

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fun fact: you are your icon

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internet3:

selkies-song:
I like how Nintendo got everyone to go back to their animal crossing towns less than two weeks before sun and moon comes out.
We’re all going to abandon Isabelle for pokemon again.
It’s a vicious cycle.
I saved this 3 years ago and it’s relevant again

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butterscotchbird:

sunnyside-art:
butterscotchbird:
pen and hoop
@sunnyside-art
Are they okay?
no

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leadhooves:

justakansasboy:
unpretty:
justakansasboy:
unpretty:
my favorite thing that Clark Kent does is try to figure out how a Normal Human Man would respond to getting injured
like if someone shoots at him he can say “oh he missed” and if someone tries to punch him he can kind of roll with it and barely avoid getting hit so they don’t smash their hand while going “oh ow oof what a punch ouch”
but then here comes the Joker with a comically large wooden mallet and now Clark has to figure out how Normal Human Man Clark Kent could conceivably survive this without making it obvious that he is not actually a Normal Human Man. just “oh goddammit i’ve never even seen someone get hit with one of these before, the joker’s probably seen all kinds of people get hit, he knows what this is supposed to look like but i have no goddamn idea i am so fucked”
superman may have the power of flight and super strength but clark kent has the power of improv
BUT YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART
POLITELY ASKING JOKER TO STOP
you are completely right, clark kent asking people to please stop trying to murder him is definitely way up there on the list of reasons he is amazing
#EXCUSE ME SIR #BUT I AM TRYING TO LIVE #COULD YOU PLEASE TAKE YOUR MALLET ELSEWHERE #THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME AND COOPERATION #there’s no way he should be able to dodge but the joker is way too busy being mad at the gall of him to think about that #so offended that someone he had not planned to waste time on was still alive
I imagine the top three panels happening it quicksilver style slow motion while he’s thinking super fast

well, clark is faster than a speeding bullet so a hammer is easy to dodge

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makuo-san:

caveat-monstrum:
decertatio:
ignigeno:
atombombbaby:
quousque:
reaperneeshy:
lgbtlaughs:
fyeahobsidian:
chordati:
chordati:
shout out to this gr8 tyranny review thats only making me want to play the game EVEN MORE
the saga continues
You can buy Tyranny on Steam or GoG and please support Obsidian so we can get more amazing games ♥
sign me the fuck up
@shadowalking IT GOT BETTER
“a powerful fearsome warrior-woman is not the exception, it is the norm”
if you somehow think this is a bad think kindly shove a cactus up your ass
Okay, I officially need this game now.
Um, I need this???
Please buy the game! Obsidian have ways been solid with this kinda stuff and the world is fucking amazing. Please please! Strong recommendations from me!!
Well now that it’s described like this I wanna get it now
I have no money for it but I’m buying it anyway

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jammeke:

schnappsontherocks-annieoakley:
buzzfeed:
Two Fighting Bald Eagles Got Stuck In A Storm Drain And Everyone Thinks It’s A Metaphor
If this were a painting I would call the symbolism a little heavy handed.

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