reasons
-gets separation anxiety
-wants your attention all the time
-pet me.
-I get excited when you get excited
-I get sad when you get sad
-needs your affection and validation, that’s right tell me I am a good girl.
-?????
Phoebe and Monica get arrested at a suffragette rally. Rachel goes on a date with H.P. Lovecraft and is not familiar with his work. Ross dies of influenza. Joey and Chandler make love in a World War I foxhole.
Ross dies of influenza
Why would Ross die of influenza? He’s the only one in the group who has any grasp of science and has a PhD. He’s incredibly smart and would be the last one to die because he would know how to take care of himself and actually have knowledge about diseases.
im screaming the plague isn’t gonna bypass you if you have a degree in paleontology
Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?
The largest perhaps, but far from the fittest. His spindly frame would be no match for Joey or Chandler, and Phoebe is unpredictable at best. In combat he’d stand no chance.
