if you live in the southeast united states particularly florida please try to stay safe during hurricane matthew :(
im gonna run outside naked and let mathews winds give me a 100mph blowjob
I’m gonna go outside naked with my asshole spread wide open so the gale force winds propel me into the sky like a kite
florida isn’t okay and it’s not because of the storm
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what the fuck kind of job application question is this
“please submit a 400x1000 image of your fursona”
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MM
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Tonight in DnD: Roll to resist Boner
Some months later in DnD:
If you rolled a nat 20 to resist boner then the baby wouldn’t have been crafted.
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stop tryin to flex your vocabulary skills on the internet yall be sounding like 15th century fools playing the lute n shit
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If you’re hairy enough shampoo IS body wash
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what’s the opposite of vore
Going the fuck to church
but isn’t communion just like voreing jesus
delete my blog i’m begging someone please
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me: *plugs phone in*
phone: *vibrates*
me: yeah you like that huh
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Upon their eighteenth birthday, everyone has to choose either Order or Chaos. Those who choose Order are sent to a safe, structured city with no real free will. Those who choose Chaos are sent to a city with complete freedom, but there are no laws or protections of any kind.
I love Shin Megami Tensei
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