HUFFLEPUFF: “Honesty is, honestly, the best policy,” said Saracen. “But when honesty doesn’t work, lie, and lie convincingly.” –Derek Landy (Saracen Rue: Skulduggery Pleasant: The Dying of the Light)
su is really good about lowkey twists like, “garnet is a fusion” or “rose murdered pink diamond” are good but i really like “steven is 14” and “the gems are parasitic aliens” and “russia doesn’t exist anymore”
