Silver Tongue

Nov 13

chefpyro:

familiarpuppy:

chefpyro:

A family can be a guy eating a potato. Just a guy eating a potato. A whole potato. Didn’t even peel it. What a maniac. Who is this guy? Who does something like that? What does the family photo album look like, just pictures of this one guy eating a whole goddamn potato? Unbelievable.

that guy is me. i am that guy. you thought you were safe, with your potatoes all nicely peeled and ready for easy consumption. no, i am no coward like you. i am the guy eating a whole potato, skin and all, that your parents warned you about. your cowardice? unbelievable.

You think your barbaric ways give you strength?! I see nothing but a savage who never learned how to hold a peeler. You are no match for me, potato villain!

Eat a potato and wash it down with potato juice

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biphobics:

clitrex:

as well as misogyny, peoples’ hatred of hillary clinton REEKS of ablism to me like. wow. revolutionary. mocking someone who smiles a little awkwardly and seems more comfortable drafting legislation than speaking in front of crowds. it couldnt possibly be because a lot of her public persona has striking similarities to people with “mild”/”high functioning” autism, could it? nah…. im sure its just like… yknow. establishment bad!

did you legit just try to “headcanon” Hilary Clinton as autistic

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ohmygil:
“ jazzhandscomics:
“ kingofthesevenseas:
“ Alright then.
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CONFIRMED: Deadpool 2 is actually Ryan Reynolds just staring at the camera on his phone for two hours
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Ngl this is the most Deadpool thing I’ve seen come out of the sequel news.
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ohmygil:

jazzhandscomics:

kingofthesevenseas:

Alright then.

CONFIRMED: Deadpool 2 is actually Ryan Reynolds just staring at the camera on his phone for two hours

Ngl this is the most Deadpool thing I’ve seen come out of the sequel news.

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goingloco:
“ Old man feeding birds in the park.
Bonus:
(catching mice with shotguns is hard)
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goingloco:

Old man feeding birds in the park.
Bonus:

image

(catching mice with shotguns is hard)

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butterscotchbird:
“space bun
@sunnyside-art
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butterscotchbird:

space bun 

@sunnyside-art

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super moon more like stupid moon

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Strange Shit That Has Happened On Game Grumps And Isn’t Even Discussed

gearholder:

fidefortitude:

That reminds me they should do Mario Galaxy 2 next May when Guardians of the Galaxy 2 comes out :V

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dex-wusky:

Dick: out
Harambe: dead
I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE CINCINNATI ZOO

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flowerbpd:

“omg i love animal crossing!” i say as i don’t check on my town for months, weeds have overgrown, the town is on fire, tortimer is dead, nook is bankrupt,

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