A family can be a guy eating a potato. Just a guy eating a potato. A whole potato. Didn’t even peel it. What a maniac. Who is this guy? Who does something like that? What does the family photo album look like, just pictures of this one guy eating a whole goddamn potato? Unbelievable.
that guy is me. i am that guy. you thought you were safe, with your potatoes all nicely peeled and ready for easy consumption. no, i am no coward like you. i am the guy eating a whole potato, skin and all, that your parents warned you about. your cowardice? unbelievable.
You think your barbaric ways give you strength?! I see nothing but a savage who never learned how to hold a peeler. You are no match for me, potato villain!
as well as misogyny, peoples’ hatred of hillary clinton REEKS of ablism to me like. wow. revolutionary. mocking someone who smiles a little awkwardly and seems more comfortable drafting legislation than speaking in front of crowds. it couldnt possibly be because a lot of her public persona has striking similarities to people with “mild”/”high functioning” autism, could it? nah…. im sure its just like… yknow. establishment bad!
did you legit just try to “headcanon” Hilary Clinton as autistic
Barristan Selmy from Game of Thrones opens a random episode for no apparent reason and with no explanation
Arin scream-sings Circle of Life in a public place
The fucking ads are the stuff of nightmares
Rob Schneider comes on Game Grumps after Arin completely rips apart his tv show for a full episode
Arin opened a set of 10 or so episodes with monologues about following his twitter, cooking your own food, that he’s really a bat portraying the character of Arin Hanson, that his editor is too handsome, he wants to sell out to Wendy’s, and then hits himself as hard as he can with a plastic bat. This is giffed but not commented on.
Chris Pratt likes the Super Mario Galaxy playthrough, confirms he is a melon with his name written on it.
Arin assembles what looks like a several hundred person mob to go to a random Wendy’s in Ohio, because he wants to sell out to them but they won’t return his tweets.
They’ve got a fucking TV show coming out with the guys from Rick and Morty? Why is this not mentioned more?
L o v e l y d a y f o r c r i c k e t
Arin and Ross abused the ‘give a free ride get a free ride’ code on Uber by sending theirs out to 3.5 million people. Reportedly, Arin now has over 800 free rides.
Ross and Barry sold their pokemon fanart in an art gallery.
Seriously the fucking ads? In one of them Barry is turned upside down while Arin growls in a corner and then time-lapse punches Barry into a wall, and this is an advert for Lootcrate
Dan repeatedly hit a two pound gummy bear against a table to try and remove its head
A professor of theoretical physics quit his fucking job to do the show
That reminds me they should do Mario Galaxy 2 next May when Guardians of the Galaxy 2 comes out :V
“omg i love animal crossing!” i say as i don’t check on my town for months, weeds have overgrown, the town is on fire, tortimer is dead, nook is bankrupt,