Silver Tongue

May 05

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yamcha:

creamycumshot:

yamcha:

I wanna travel 🗣

Then travel 📢

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uptown-daft-funk:

carriethestorymaker:

66point6:

dongstomper:

*new yorker voice* bada bing

*other new yorker across the street* bada boom

*another New Yorker opens their window* FORGET ABOUT IT

*new yorker on rooftop* IM WALKIN HERE

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momnar:

deliverusfromsburb:

youngvenuz:

deliverusfromsburb:

because-im-freaking-greed:

deliverusfromsburb:

The fact that no time travelers have appeared to stop Donald Trump yet suggests one of two things: either he doesn’t win the election or he does and the entire world ends.

Or Ted Cruz was the time traveller, and his participation in the race is part of a stable time loop which leads to Trump becoming President

Ted Cruz’s uncanny behavior and appearance are actually because he is an alien investigating the exact reasons why Earth became a charred cinder in galactic federation year 20967234. He dropped out when he realized the answer and is now making arrangements to be beamed away before it is too late.

unfortunately due to a mishap during the beaming process he is sent to 1960’s northern california and is driven mad and thus becomes the zodiac killer

which we all gave him the idea for in the first place

case closed everyone hit the showers

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thesylverlining:

thesylverlining:

Batman

there’s no need to feel down

I said, Batman

Go and beat up that clown

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taylor-sea:

running-from-god:

taylor-sea:

You know, it’s a shame that the Dark Souls series got a reputation for gatekeeping gamer dudes because they’re some really beautiful, fun games with some very cool stories that a lot of people would enjoy if they hadn’t been turned off by the elitism.

Casual.

Take this dude, for instance.

Dark souls has a lot of lore behind it and it’s realy interesting a lot of the like how in dark souls II, the first boss is the last giant and later when you’re traveling through memories, you fight that boss in his prime when he’s the king of all giants. Just that small tidbet tells you a lot about what has happened in the kingdom and such.

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memeufacturing:

what adults and parents think teens are texting at night: hey 😜 u up bb? 🍌😂💯 on fleek. My parents r not home lol. 🍑👀
what teens are actually texting at night: remember Numa Numa ? that was wild. why did that become a thing ? i miss it tho. i miss Numa Numa

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