Silver Tongue

May 18

Anonymous asked:

Also best not to pet sharks without gloves. Their skin can really tear up ours with lots of petting.

thetyrannosaur:

runcibility:

bunjywunjy:

yeah, this is what sharkskin looks like under a microscope:

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it’s covered with tiny interlocking teeth that form a one-way-only surface! petting a shark the wrong way will literally make you bleed, which is still never a thing you want to do if you are in the water with a shark.

(yes, those are literally teeth-sharks ended up evolving a skin covering completely separate from the scales that bony fish ran with and they did it by mutating the teeth out of their fucking mouths and over their entire surface area)

Being internet-shitpost-aware means that you know damn well that this post is a dread summoning spell

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agendergalaxy:
“ mrsux:
“ videocookies:
“ beekirby:
“ picturesofluigi:
“ gcnsherbetland:
“ taptroupe:
“ A Bomp
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family
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agendergalaxy:

mrsux:

videocookies:

beekirby:

picturesofluigi:

gcnsherbetland:

taptroupe:

A Bomp

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family

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crazyintheeast:

marzipanandminutiae:

captainanarchist:

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This is just The Magnus Institute.

Nope.

They have a gas-based firefighting system instead of sprinklers for obvious reasons. It does lower the percentage of oxygen in the building, but not enough to kill anyone.

I found this by googling “Yale library fire oxygen.” It was literally the first result.

Fact-checking is your friend.

It’s true. It’s not the fire suppression system that kills you. The Librarians come and personally murder you for starting a fire in a library. But you didn’t start a fire you say? No matter. You are collateral damage. Everybody gets killed to show that arsonists have no chance of escaping justice

But we didnt start the fire. it was always burning since the worlds been turning

(Source: tallahasseemp3)

vvvv5555:

liking a character for what they have the potential to be even though in canon they’re a lot less faceted that what you want to envision in your head

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Thats exactly the reason why fandoms cling to background characters though. Theyre essentially blank slates for people to make into whatever they want to be and i think thats beautiful

(Source: vvvv5555-blog, via bloodsbane)

starrrskeleton:

avvocarlo:

oh my god

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pulling-aggro:
“ skunktaildax:
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treasure planet is a fucking phenomenal film and was released during a time where it was destined to be forgotten by everyone
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pulling-aggro:

skunktaildax:

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Originally posted by glory-in-fire

treasure planet is a fucking phenomenal film and was released during a time where it was destined to be forgotten by everyone

(Source: twitter.com, via xxtc-96xx)

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isa-ghost:
“ october1928:
“TRASH SHIT
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Devil Fucker
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Shit spill….. WHY IS MINE ESSENTIALLY DIARRHEA

isa-ghost:

october1928:

TRASH SHIT

Devil Fucker

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Shit spill….. WHY IS MINE ESSENTIALLY DIARRHEA

(Source: dcstrider, via nofacednerd)

hobnob-69:

hobnob-69:

hobnob-69:

hobnob-69:

Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps

Oops wait not my house

Not my wife either

Where’s my automobile where the fuck am I

(via liquidstar)

benrybenrybenrybenrybenry:

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In case you havent noticed, im weird. Im a weirdo. I dont fit in. And I dont want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? Thats weird.

(via turing-tested)