Silver Tongue

May 03

1: knock, knock.
2: who’s there?
1: omelette.
2: omelette who?
1: omelette you close the door slowly and forget this pun ever happened.

PERIDOT TAG!!!

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askclaylex-deactivated20161221 asked: Ooooo you play KOTOR and Skyrim? If its okay to ask, whats your class/karma in KOTOR and whats your race/class in Skyrim?

I was neutral in KOTOR and a rogue in skyrim. However since I got skyrim on PC i guess I’m a death eater since I got the avada kedavera mod and it is so OP

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missaulann-deactivated20181216 asked: Did you know that calico cat are always female because the hair gene is in the X chromosome.

wardenasksthings:

I never knew WHY, but I did know that there is like a 1 in 100000 or so chance of a male Calico being born.

Ganondorf is a calico

askclaylex-deactivated20161221 asked: Top 5 RPGs?

ooooooo

5: KOTOR

4: FF VI

3: Chrono Trigger

2: Skyrim

1: Zelda link between worlds

makesgoodchoices:

I am in the 1% of the population with this, but I really do not enjoy summer. I love winter, like… if you are cold, you can put on a hoodie, you can grab a blanket and snuggle…. Like… when you’re hot, what do you do? Rip your skin off?

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chefpyro:

youeitherskateoryoudie:
chefpyro:
youeitherskateoryoudie:
chefpyro:
youeitherskateoryoudie:
chefpyro:
youeitherskateoryoudie:
my brain keeps telling me im forgetting about someone named liz and idk anyone named liz
like i mean i do but i havent talked to them in 40 years
it keeps bringing up the name liz
i hate this
who is liz
what do they want
yo?
ur name liz?
ye
why r u contacting me thru my subconscious what do u want
i dunno, what u got?
sure, i’ll take it

It’s like a human version of drowzee

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Anonymous asked: How about top ten favorite characters? (they can be from anything)

ooooooooo that’s a toughy. I can’t put them in a specific order and only one per fandom

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