Source: 100% of buried people are dead
What about the courier
We can’t all be the fucking courier
Buddy of mine saw the courier take his shirt off in the shower And he said the courier had an 8 pack. That he was shredded.
Criminals
wait, I’m your friend? really? huh. I thought we were just acquaintances who kinda knew each other
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It must be weird being the official voice actor for Disney characters. One day, you’re recording for a preschool show. The next day, you’re recording voice clips for toys. The day after that, you’re recording an existential monologue on the duality of light and darkness for a video game series where Mickey Mouse once vowed to avenge Goofy’s death.
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