Silver Tongue

Nov 13

Being buried might be hazardous to your health

chefpyro:
danny-devitos-hollowed-wrath:
chefpyro:
Source: 100% of buried people are dead
What about the courier
We can’t all be the fucking courier
Buddy of mine saw the courier take his shirt off in the shower And he said the courier had an 8 pack. That he was shredded.

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surrend-at-20:

Criminals

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voidsuggestions:

wait, I’m your friend? really? huh. I thought we were just acquaintances who kinda knew each other

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Nov 12

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jennlegacy:

It must be weird being the official voice actor for Disney characters. One day, you’re recording for a preschool show. The next day, you’re recording voice clips for toys. The day after that, you’re recording an existential monologue on the duality of light and darkness for a video game series where Mickey Mouse once vowed to avenge Goofy’s death.

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[video]

Never forget that Hillary won the popular vote. A woman won a US presidential election. The fact that she was not given the presidency due to a quirk in an antiquated 200+ year old system cannot diminish that achievement.

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