Silver Tongue

Nov 12

jesterdraws:
“ sma11meat:
“ thecreach:
“Try speeding through this, asshole.
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You cant out run your past, Sonic
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#somebody draw sonic themed silent hill monsters
*AHEM*
“Boar” is a terrible scuttling quadruped. Although very swift, its legs face...

jesterdraws:

sma11meat:

thecreach:

Try speeding through this, asshole.

You cant out run your past, Sonic

#somebody draw sonic themed silent hill monsters

*AHEM*

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“Boar” is a terrible scuttling quadruped. Although very swift, its legs face opposite directions, and it is prone to erratic changes in its path as it sweeps the floor for tasty grime with its tongue. Its cold, dead looking body is covered in mold and held together by stitches. It represents Sonic’s feelings on having declined from an A-list game mascot to a cheap joke, only allowed to live because of the generosity of his former competitors still giving him a platform to make his games on. The pin-sharp tridents sticking out of its body evoke the image of reaching hands, representing Sonic’s yearning to be liked alongside his growing repulsiveness, both in the eyes of others and in his own. They are aggressive, but ultimately weak scavengers.

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“Onion Child” represents every single time you threw a Chao across the garden for shits and giggles. Their appearances shift depending on what ending Sonic is slated for. Although they cause Sonic’s radio to emit static like all enemies/creatures, they are non-aggressive, and attempt to toddle away on their slow legs when Sonic approaches.

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“Carrion Twin” is the mandatory scuttling insectoid enemy, and representative of Tails, always scuttling after Sonic in his shadow. They come to feed off of the corpses of enemies Sonic kills. They appear to have a fleshy ribcage growing around their midsection, restricting fly-like wings, symbolizing all the times you lead Tails into the claws of a Grabber in Chemical Plant Zone for kicks. It leaks acidic Chemical Plant water from the bisection in its face.

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“Sow” slowly stumbles along, blindly searching for prey with the grasping appendage extending from the orifice in its chest (presumably a mouth, as it seems to “eat” with it). They are deadly, but slow, and represent Amy Rose’s anguish over Sonic’s cold indifference. Sonic was Amy’s hero, and repeatedly left her behind, snubbed her as obsessed, and wouldn’t even dignify her with a direct “no” to her when she would put her heart on the line and confess her affections. The pins through its head represent the many rejections she has faced.


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“The Plumber” is a hulking creature bent on Sonic’s destruction. It blunders around Silent Hill Zone murdering everything in its path with unrivaled brutality, but it seems to despise Sonic even more than the other monsters of the Zone. It uses the brush of dark black whiskers and the hairs on its back to sense its surroundings. It represents how Sonic, unable to cope with the fact that Mario won the “Sonic vs Mario” wars, shifted blame off of himself for not being good enough and extrapolated his formal rival into being the demonic root of all his failures, eventually cumulating in the attempted murder of the famed plumber during Sonic and Mario at the Olympic Games. After this murder attempt failed and Mario survived, Sonic spiraled downward mentally until he found himself in Silent Hill Zone.

Can Sonic admit his own shortcomings and escape Silent Hill Zone? Or is he doomed to wander Full Circle through his own personal hell forever?

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bitchevans:

bitchevans:

if you look closely you can see that one of chris evans’ eyes blink .375 seconds faster than the other and it’s the funniest fucking thing

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twnw:

twnw:

straight girls who fetishize gay boys and straight boys who fetishize gay girls are ultimately canceled. no take backs.

due to popular demand, all straights are canceled.

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jdsketchbook:
“ Reaper is not nice
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jdsketchbook:

Reaper is not nice

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swagamemn0n:

no offense but i need everyone to stop saying that “we survived” bad presidents before. like, i get it, the country has weathered people like andrew jackson and ronald reagan and will probably weather trump. but when you say “we survived” andrew jackson? tell that to the 4000 (of 16000) cherokee who died on the trail of tears. “we survived” ronald reagan? tell that to the 650,000 americans who have died of aids– a national health crisis which reagan refused to even recognize? 

you know who “survived” presidents like trump? people who never had to be afraid of them in the first place. 

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geezlaweasel:
“ “All together now ~ Have an Older Dexter’s Laboratory Lineup ~ (Click for larger size )
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geezlaweasel:

All together now ~ Have an Older Dexter’s Laboratory Lineup ~ (Click for larger size )

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iamonlykidding:

ofools:

when your new age friend starts acting up so you decide to bring out the big guns

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Imagine how many friends you’d need to charge this

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churchrat:
“ Colourpop uh….I was gonna say I need an explanation but I don’t think I actually wanna know
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churchrat:

Colourpop uh….I was gonna say I need an explanation but I don’t think I actually wanna know

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punnoying:

boychic:

kimreesesdaughter:

nickionthemtittieswhenisignit:

nappyhurrdontcare:

kimreesesdaughter:

kimreesesdaughter:

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

THIS JOINT!!!!

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BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again. 

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

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the only ride i fuck wit at carnivals and fairs

if there aint a risk of dyin i aint ridin it

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gearholder:

dragondicks:

hanzo is all guilty and angsty over having killed genji but can we consider for a second that whatever hanzo did resulted in genji having to be reconstructed as 90% robot? what the shit did hanzo do to the poor sod??

“I am sorry brother,” hanzo said solemnly as he held onto genji’s ankles and slowly fed him head first into an industrial meat grinder

The man shoots energy dragons out of a stick with a string on it and all the replies on this post involve brutish mechanical man-slaughtering equipment.

What we know that use the sword to do it and because they are Yakuza, he probably decapitated his bro

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