me
hair: detachable
torso: crushed
dick: out
the lower half of my body is forcibly ejected from the hydraulic press at ninety miles an hour
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20 minutes into nearly napping and chill and he start rapping at your chamber door
WHY IS EDGAR ALLAN POE THE LATEST MEME CRAZE????
the answer is in my wine cellar
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Travel photographer Rotasiz Seyyah did a series of portraits to capture what happens when people all around the world are told they’re beautiful. Source Source 2 Source 3
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never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’
I CANT HANDLE THIS
are you telling me the french word for wand is ‘la baguette magique’
yes
But that’s the beauty
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so i see some people talk about veggietales sometimes and typically its with nostalgia
but i think some people dont realize that they predicted the existence of shitpostgenerator 12 years ahead of its time
look
yea true shit larry said that
ITS THE SAME STYLE OF BULLSHIT HUMOR
fucking praise veggietales its the fucking nostradamus of its age
GOD
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rich people: damned
gender: schrodingered
vase: brokeni am forcefully made a member of the host club
