Silver Tongue

May 01

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Fighting Dragons

super-star-destroyer:

whitehouse:

President Obama at his final White House Correspondents’ Dinner:

“Michelle hasn’t aged a day.  The only way you can date her in photos is by looking at me.

Here we are in 2009.

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Here we are a few years later.

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And this one is from two weeks ago.”

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Check out President Obama’s full remarks here.

I can’t believe this is an official post from the White House.

(Source: obamawhitehouse, via deep-sea-prince)

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sad story

perissologist:

mysterymanbob:

friend did a crappy torrent of norton antivirus, the program successfully detected itself as a threat and deleted itself during a scan

…this is some greek tragedy level shit

(via deep-sea-prince)

hvit-ravn:
“ Ezio no.
”
sassy ass sin

hvit-ravn:

Ezio no.

sassy ass sin

(via deep-sea-prince)

someone who has never seen mummy returns, explain this scene

someone who has never seen mummy returns, explain this scene

shark-kiss:

gamegrrl:

gamegrrl:

two things i want:

  • a chopped-style cooking show where the judges have no cooking experience
  • a chopped-style cooking show where the competitors have no cooking experience

“i open the basket and i see tomatoes, and i’m immediately thinking ‘oh fuck i dont even like tomatoes god shittign damn”

A chopped-style cooking where where neither the judges nor the competitors have any cooking experience, but both groups are told that the other group does, and they try to convince each other that they do too with nonsense words and unnecessarily complicated dishes.

I would watch the shit out of that, thoguh they would have to change the title every season before so people don’t catch on. or just tell the contestants and judges that the show is something else

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
“ Why must we play god
”

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

Why must we play god

(via thatsthat24)