Silver Tongue

Apr 30

elektronx:
“ Me right now.
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elektronx:

Me right now.

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Anonymous asked: QUICK you prototype the nearest object to your left. How will that effect the battlefield?

irailleth-archive:

IT’S A FUCKING WEBCAM WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS SHIT

SKYPE WITH THE ENEMY?!

that would be scary because then that would mean derse has eyes literally everywhere.

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petite-pumpkin:
“ I tought of the most unnecessary swap. Onionsan carries you to the places of Underground.
And River person follows you in that one room and tells you ominous stuff.
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petite-pumpkin:

I tought of the most unnecessary swap. Onionsan carries you to the places of Underground.

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And River person follows you in that one room and tells you ominous stuff.

actuallyrealenjolras:

sarcasticsabreur:

relatableed:

bleed-in-ink:

Constantly torn between “if I show symptoms I’m real and valid” and “I can’t show any symptoms because then I’ll be a bother so I have to internalize everything.”

Dont forget “if I can control my symptoms are they still valid”

And “if I show symptoms I’m manipulating the people around me”

Also “if I don’t show symptoms at any given moment I’m lying about having a mental illness and everything is an overreaction”

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thatickything:

seasonoftowers:

equalistmako:

disgruntledturtle:

Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat

“Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical… FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.”

Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.

well you did ask

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