Remember that time there was an incarnation of the Hulk that used a smartphone like GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I COULDN’T EVEN BEGIN READING THE TEXT BECAUSE THE FIRST THING I SAW WAY THESE DOUCHE BAGS ON THEIR GODDAMN SMARTPHONES AND THEN I SEE THE GODDAMN HULK WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF FUCKING HULK IS THIS HE SHOULD BE ANGRY AND SMASHING SHIT NOT FIDDLING WITH HIS PHONE LIKE A DOUCHE AND IT’S NOT EVEN A GIANT PHONE OR ANYTHING IT’S JUST A REGULAR SIZED PHONE HIS GODDAMN THUMB IS COVERING THE ENTIRE GODDAMN SCREEN HOW IS HE EVEN USING IT JESUS GODDAMN CHRIST WHAT SORT OF GODDAMN HULK HAS A GODDAMN IPHONE FUCK THIS SHIT
That’s fair and all, but are you not going to mention the fact that Dare Devil, a blind man, also got this fancy phone? I guess they just really needed to stay in contact with him and it was easier to make another one then order a completely different one XD
To be fair also, that’s not Bruce Banner hulk, that’s Amadeus Cho, the Totally Awesome Hulk. He retains his super smarts and doesn’t go all rage mode.
