Silver Tongue

Apr 28

fratsona:

*posts art*
*IMMEDIATELY sees four anatomical errors, missing shit, part of the line i forgot to erase in eight different places and the silhouette of jesus burned into it*

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tastefullyoffensive:

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Tag yourself
I’m schoolie McSchoolface

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kenbocalrissian:

cardboardlamb:

girl: come over
me: i can’t, i’m using my sensitive barbels scour the riverbed for morsels of food
girl: i hollowed out a nesting cavity under a flat stone
me:

Somebody was really fishing to make this work

this whole post is reel nice

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scraps-is-busy:

So, guess I finished the design for a evil Raccoon, Bunny, Hybrid Cyborg with plans to conquer the world with his robotic minions. 

How fun. 

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mortinfreemon:

A true cosplay hero

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“How do we fix the horse problems in Wind Waker?” — Super Best Friends

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shamefulmorana:

….getting behind on Game Grumps is like a domino effect. You don’t watch one and then before you know it you’re behind 80,000 episodes. 

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scraps-is-busy:

hanateaponythemuffinmod:

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jose-md:

brokensaddlensfw:

hbreckel:

jackster3000:

adriofthedead:

fairygodrobot:

karlika:

alverdewolffe:

That depends on how you quantify last character cause I’ve been playing Punisher, Elektra, Cap America, MThor and FThor, Warwolf… 

I guess you can say that I’m gonna win against the aliens, given the marvel cast have done so before.

But the question is more like which powers? 

Being a Mechromancer with my own Deathtrap sounds pretty dope, if I do say so myself.

i’m literally an OP-as-fuck dragon age origins mage I CAN SHOOT LIGHTNING OUT OF MY HANDS

I’m the guy from Spelunky, which means I have the power to die a lot

I played Majora’s Mask, so I get masks as powers.

BUT……….

The last power I used was the Fierce Diety one, so those space aliens are as good as dead.

Bloodborne. Sounds like I’ll be just fine :D

StarFox, Bitch! Lets kick some alien ass.

Dark Souls 3.

…I mean, I’ll be useful if there’s a ground invasion I guess?

Ace from 20xx? So, kind of like Zero from Megaman, but canonically able to be rebuilt easily and upgrade more on the fly.

I’ll be alright, or I’ll die and come back and be alright.

As my last game played was Magic: Duels, that means I’m a Planeswalker, an archmage with the magic power of the infinite multiverse at my fingertips. I think I’m safe.

Artyom from Metro 2033 Redux. Uncanny ability to pick up ammo on the run and a terrible reloading time.

I’m Hou Yi, from SMITE. A chinese deity who can shoot the sun out of the sky. 

I think the aliens will be fearing me. 

Okay, let’s see.
I have two badass swords, a magic shield that can reflect lazer projectiles, the ability to teleport, create a burst of fire around me and the ability to be invincible, boots that can let me walk on magentic surfaces, boots that let me run on air, a mask and lense that are prophetic, a grappling hook gun, a giant fucking hammer , arrows with fire, ice and light and a the ability to time travel.

Also, I have the powers of a character who kills a shit ton of aliens later in their timeline with just a bow and arrow

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