Silver Tongue

Nov 10

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easy, get rid of the shrimp. Go on a krilling spree

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eroscestlavie:

If someone tells you “we survived Regan” remind them of the tens of thousands of AIDS patients who didn’t.

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emihg:

My favourite meme so far.

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thesilvereyedwolf:

pembrokewkorgi:
gearholder:
not-the-conversation-starter:
chefpyro:
this goes for all of you too
Chef once came into my house with a life sized Gumby clay statue, and slammed it over my head, killing me instantly.
F
Chef once kicked open the door to my house, walked over to my fridge and proceeded proceeded to drink an entire bottle of ketchup. When he was done he let out a scream that destroyed every electronic device in my house before flying off to destroy the evil alien monster, Donald Trump.
Despite knowing nothing about Chef, I can testify to the fact that they lived with me for eight years, but never spared a glance at my painted toenails, tha prick

I once fought chef in a dennys parking lot. It ended with a waffle in their eye

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chefpyro:

mr-hx1:
chefpyro:
the unholy lack-of-trinity:
half life 3
mother 3 (localized)
banjo-threeie
>no banjo-kazooie 3
excuse me but
banjo-threeie

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drkelexo:

pinchitosmcpupas:
“What you doin’, son?”
This joke is as old as the sun but I don’t care
jfc i saw the first image and initially i thought it was going to be a parody of something else so now im like well i have to make it now

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