Was surprised to find this ad at my local Sonic
I MUST HAVE THE BOWSER!
I think you’re missing the big reason why I posted. It’s mario being advertised at sonic.
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he respects me
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Was surprised to find this ad at my local Sonic
dark mogai tumblr show me the forbidden pride flags
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Okay so @q2qcomics and I are currently apartment hunting for the fall and I just stumbled upon the weirdest apartment ever.
Like at first, wow this looks nice:
How can it be only $650/mo?? Something’s gotta be wrong with it.
… And then you find the floorplan:
Like… WTF is this place? And you realize it’s on bottom of three “apartment units” (Clearly this was meant to be one big place).
This is your enterance:
Have fun living in the maintenance hallway under the rich folks.
It comes with such stunning features as:
Creepy ass long murder hallways.
A room with many doors (all closets).
A bathroom that’s clearly just meant for storage.
And whatever this thing is in your kitchen.
I hope you like wine, A LOT.
this. this is a video game apartment. be wary of lurking assassins. any stray chests probably contain loose gold or weapons
honestly I’d totally live in this amateur counter strike mapper’s first map
I don’t give a shit that the bathroom is in another timezone its cheaper than anything around here
This is literally the first level of Hitman 2
What the fuck
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ok quick question is the phrase “going to chipotle with aristotle” funnier if you mispronounce chipotle, or aristotle
both
going to chipahddle with aristoatlay
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gay people were not invented until 1977, when the musical group The Village People was formed
straight people are so… bizarre
Hasn’t Team Fortress 2 put literally EVERYTHING before logic and a coherent setting?
Bro have you ever played TF2?
There’s a gun with 2 cans of soda taped to it that let you jump like 7 times without touching the ground.
Pretty sure everones sexually attracted to hats
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anime girls blink and their tiddies bounce
