give the trees names and they will protect you
(approaches random tree) punch that bastard for me, krunglefuck 9600. punch him real good
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this applies to tumblr too
-The electoral college will majority vote for Hillary on nov 29 despite what happened last night
- Trump will lose one of his court dates and will be kicked out of Presidency
- Enough people will protest and he will be impeached
- He’ll do something dumb enough to get himself impeached
- Republicans in congress will hate him enough to not let him do anything if he stays
- He gets sniped by Window Maker the day he takes oath
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So this happened. Yay!
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This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this
KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL?
Local King Cannot Stop Promoting His Boyfriend
no one in dark souls washes their ass how do you feel
ACTUALLY,
People in the middle ages used sponges on a stick to clean their arse.
everyone in dark souls washes their ass how do you feel
i feel a little better i guess
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“Ahh yes Donald good job….follow me, I brought us some wine to celebrate…..the cellar is just down here….”
honestly this is giving me more a final fist fight to the death vibe, obamas walking towards him at maximum power, he’s unlocked his limiters, they’re both gonna give it everything they’ve got
He’s gonna finally use the chaos emeralds
“Oh, what’s this? You’re coming closer to I, Donald?”
“Yeah, gotta get closer…to beat your ass.”