Silver Tongue

Apr 25

backstageleft:
Okay so @q2qcomics and I are currently apartment hunting for the fall and I just stumbled upon the weirdest apartment ever.
Like at first, wow this looks nice:
How can it be only $650/mo?? Something’s gotta be wrong with it.
… And then you find the floorplan:
Like… WTF is this place? And you realize it’s on bottom of three “apartment units” (Clearly this was meant to be one big place).
This is your enterance:
Have fun living in the maintenance hallway under the rich folks.
It comes with such stunning features as:
Creepy ass long murder hallways.
A room with many doors (all closets).
A bathroom that’s clearly just meant for storage.
And whatever this thing is in your kitchen.
I hope you like wine, A LOT.
this. this is a video game apartment. be wary of lurking assassins. any stray chests probably contain loose gold or weapons

When did david cage get into architecture?

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deoxyrebornicleic:

deoxyrebornicleic:
deoxyrebornicleic:
when ya feel like cooking yourself at 1:27am
jesus chris Pratt I meant cooking yourself a burger
jesus CHRIST

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scraps-is-busy:

I did a coloring. I’m pretty happy with the results.

I JUST REALIZED THAT IN PLACE OF THE GEM IT’S A TELEPAD MEANING SHE TELEPORTED BEFORE THE TIME THEY WENT TO THE COLLOSIUM! WHY WAS SHE SO SHOCKED BY HOW THE TELEPORTATION FELT!?

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bloodsbane:

I feel bad because for some people I just get Uncomfy Vibes from them and I don’t wanna make a stink about it but if they try talking to me consistently it makes me grumpy/anxious every time and I try to just ignore them, but that also doesn’t solve the problem…! ‘Cause I want them to STOP

sometimes you just have to talk it out. People don’t often realize when they make someone uncomfortable and keeping it in only ensures they will continue doing whatever it is that makes you oncomfortable

dragondicks:

Having been both an Edgy Internet Kid and a dreaded Social Justice Warrior I can categorically state that the latter garnered me ten times the opposition and personal attacks than the former ever did. So what I’m saying is that through years of research I can finally reveal that trying to better your social understanding and exercise compassion is much, much more controversial than being an asshole. Frankly at this point when I see stuff being intentionally aggressive and ‘edgy’ it just feels like the modern equivalent of playing it safe and trying to maximise marketability

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