today my dad dropped a cantaloupe while unlocking the door and it rolled away and my entire family is now currently outside looking for it
like how do you lose an entire melon
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weird how people say “ice rink” even though thers like no other type of rink. also more importantly what the fuck is a rink
roller rink……
clearly a “rink” is any sort of zone where you move around in strange footwear
Origin of rink: 1325-75; Middle English (Scots) renk: area for a battle, joust, or race / Middle French, renc.
meet me in the fucking renk
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