I think they were /trying/ to explain that in House Guest though they weren’t very clear about why he isn’t living there in the first place?
my guess is that, most of all, it’s just not very safe for him? I mean they’ve got all sorts of acid spewing, people murdering monsters crawling through the door. steven can defend himself well enough + he’s shown to be a lot stronger than humans. but greg’s just kind of a relaxed middle aged dude, he can’t exactly punch a monster in the face u know? they leave a lot and if he’s home alone he’s kinda screwed
Also the house wasn’t made for the gems. They have their own rooms. That house was made for Steven. that entire house is Steven’s room. That man spoils that child. Most normal parents paint a room i nthe house, provide furniture.
Greg Universe built an entire house.
For his child. And no one else. An entire house.
THis is why I get mad when people call him a deadbeat dad. He literally does everything he does for steven. He probably pays the bills at the gems place and lives in his van so his son can live in a nice house. He genuinely loves his son and wants him to be safe
[video]
70 horrible questions
01:
Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
02:
Who did you last say “I love you” to?
03:
Do you regret anything?
04:
Are you insecure?
05:
What is your relationship status?
06:
How do you want to die?
07:
What did you last eat?
08:
Played any sports?
09:
Do you bite your nails?
10:
When was your last physical fight?
11:
Do you like someone?
12:
Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?
13:
Do you hate anyone at the moment?
14:
Do you miss someone?
15:
Have any pets?
16:
How exactly are you feeling at the moment?
17:
Ever made out in the bathroom?
18:
Are you scared of spiders?
19:
Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
20:
Where was the last place you snogged someone?
21:
What are your plans for this weekend?
22:
Do you want to have kids? How many?
23:
Do you have piercings? How many?
24:
What is/are/were your best subject(s)?
25:
Do you miss anyone from your past?
26:
What are you craving right now?
27:
Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
28:
Have you ever been cheated on?
29:
Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
30:
What’s irritating you right now?
31:
Does somebody love you?
32:
What is your favourite color?
33:
Do you have trust issues?
34:
Who/what was your last dream about?
35:
Who was the last person you cried in front of?
36:
Do you give out second chances too easily?
37:
Is it easier to forgive or forget?
38:
Is this year the best year of your life?
39:
How old were you when you had your first kiss?
40:
Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
51:
Favourite food?
52:
Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
53:
What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
54:
Is cheating ever okay?
55:
Are you mean?
56:
How many people have you fist fought?
57:
Do you believe in true love?
58:
Favourite weather?
59:
Do you like the snow?
60:
Do you wanna get married?
61:
Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
62:
What makes you happy?
63:
Would you change your name?
64:
Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
65:
Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
66:
Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
67:
Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
68:
Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
This is the funniest post in existence to me because the source is @harbingerofcookies and someone specifically took time to edit out what made this post great in the first place
and instead made it vanilla generic.
This is the second coming of the “How To Be Friends With Me” post where someone edited out “discuss FAT ANIME ASS with me” with “talk to me. literally that’s it”
