the fucking worst is when people are like “you hate people for having a different opinion than you!!!!” like im not shitting on this guy because he thinks pistachio ice cream is gross im shitting on him because he actually believes that i and people like me dont deserve basic human rights and respect and safety
ok so there was that theory abt how jasper had a skinner waist than the other quartz gems? and how rsugar drew her thicker? and the theory concluded that jasper wore a corset and thats cool but listen to this theory: jasper and peridot wear spanx.
yellow diamond mandates that all her gems wear the spandex hell garments.
Jaspers redemption arc: she regens without spanks and lets her tum hang out
a giant castle rises from the ground around the main government building. this is basically peta’s fault.
you ride a dragon-god into space to fight a meteor alien. this is plan b. plan a was to send the meteor alien to another dimension.
one guy tries to get rid of the oceans. one tries to get rid of dry land. What Happens Next Will Shock You.
a dude jumps straight out of the water onto an evil pirate ship, lowers the gangplank, then swims off to let a teenager deal with it.
there is a 1/3 chance that a runaway 11-year-old yakuza/mafia prince broke into a laboratory to steal an adorable plant creature.
you can buy a useless fish for several thousand yen from a shady salesman. this is actually a very good investment.
the devil, the god of death and the bringer of eternal nightmares all really really really like cake.
the space cultists would have won if dragon lucifer hadn’t showed up.
god is a goat, and if you take it to the right place, it will make you a baby god.
the most powerful trainer in the world (a 14-year-old with a pet rat) went up a frozen mountain for no apparent reason. he only comes down after you beat up his rat. this is absurdly difficult.
the effective ruler of the unova region is a magical catgirl space princess with a bunch of pet dragons.
there’s a nine foot tall guy wandering around. his height is the least interesting thing about him. and his best friend is a flower fairy.
I saw this video of Uncle Grandpa’s “Grampies” it’s a spoof of the Grammies or any other award show but they had cameos from a bunch of different cartoons there too.
Ok we have characters from different cartoons? Alright cool, this isn’t the first time so whatever. But look how off model almost everyone is. -coughs- DEXTER -coughs-
It doesn’t end there either.
Jake has buck teeth now.
Pearl’s hair was the wrong color for this entire 3 minute skit of insulting other shows on cartoon network.
