Game Designer A: I have a great idea for the final boss in our game! Game Designer B: Oh, what is it? Game Designer A: I was thinking that our final boss would be immune to kicking, and if you tried to kick him you’d take damage. Game Designer B: That’s a terrible idea! Kicking makes up 50% of our combat mechanic and without it the player will be unable to combo properly! Game Designer C: I think it’s a great idea! It’ll go perfectly with my idea to give the player a finite amount of punches! Game Designer D: And it’ll go perfectly with my idea to give the final boss 1000+ HP, the ability to heal, and the fact that his defense is super high! Game Designer B, C, and D then got promotions.
I scribbled more little AU stuff, because I can’t get out these ideas out of my head. More stuff that doesn’t make sense but for some reason seemed like a nice idea:
Swap!
The Ruins were built from some abandoned laboratory.
Burguerpants is the superstar of the underground. He is real actor!
Instead of the MTT resort, there is some kind of very fancy theater were BP performs.
