Silver Tongue

May 15

I am literally begging, BEGGING modern media to portray healthy relationships. enough cheating. enough infidelity. enough disrespect. show me people who love each other, proper communication, and a strong mental as well as physical connection. I want plots about people who are madly in love with each other and STAY madly in love with each other. please. I am losing my mind.

(via newbarrk)

birdstard:

(Source: cube-stan, via chefpyro)

May 14

silver-tongues-blog:

mniarosy:
autistic-ralsei:
jiang-she:
mettaton could & would kill rouxls kaard
They’re dumbass gays who can’t decide whether they smash the others head or kiss each other
im going to use your spine like a fucking silly straw and slurp what little brains you have out of that huge skull of yours
Just gonna put this here

(Source: pcktknife, via silver-tongues-blog)

ayeforscotland:

ayeforscotland:
ayeforscotland:
ayeforscotland:
You love to see it.
You love to see this more. Can we have a hard border yet?
FUCK YEAH BABY
2020 is fucking wild so far.

(via rockboci)

silver-tongues-blog:

Give a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day
Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life
~Terry Pratchett

ceevee5:

(via rockboci)

What do you worship? The Legend of Zelda

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: this was done within a group chat for a game.
DM: *to the aasimar druid* [player], I want you to choose your Aasimar deva/deity.
Player: “-slides a link in-” *proceeds to send a link to information on their chosen deity*
Player: …
Player: “-slides some more links in-” *sent a picture of various versions of Link from the Legend of Zelda series*

(Source: yourplayersaidwhat)

maulusque:

halfabreath:
postmarxed:
postmarxed:
postmarxed:
Star Wars is not about hope Star Wars is not about redemption Star Wars has always been about one thing only and that’s killing fascists
“oh but Luke refused to kill his fascist father and it saved him and redeemed him with love” yeah and what was the very first thing his father did after? Killed a fucking fascist
AND THEN HE DIED JUST SO THERE WOULD BE ONE LESS FASCIST
has anyone made this joke yet
Star wars is not about killing fascists. It’s about killing fascists ~with your custom built family~

starwars is about found family killing fascists

(via rockboci)

jimhensonreject:

jimhensonreject:
jimhensonreject:
Could you imagine 2010s homestuck fandom weirdos and hornyness about bro strider but instead it’s ed’s bro from the ed edd & eddy movie
Incredibly unlikable people just dressed like this at conventions trying to get laid
These are literally the exact same character

(via unclecucky)

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