i’m so thrown off this looks like a meme but it’s not
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i’m so thrown off this looks like a meme but it’s not
(Source: laurapalmerlaurapalmer, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
gay-compass-deactivated20170403 asked: top 5 tumblr memes
5: Listen up cumslut
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put “top five” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go
(via taffybuns)
sans literally is the new onceler theres so many different variations of him and ask blogs and shocking amounts of porn
don’t you dare compare our time-traveling bone daddy to that MONSTER
I’m not sure which one is the bone daddy and which one is the monster.
(via epic-divorceman)
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there’s a website that mashes soundclips of obama together to say whatever you type in
http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=713c761caf63b5fa9205c959ae4c36a7
homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”
mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’
“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”
“shit. let’s be santa”
“i’m 13 u egg”
That might be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard get said.
Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.
I’d throw it in the lava but that would be a waste of melting
“How old are you?”
“6”
“Goddamn”Kick it barak
TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM
My personal favorite:
time to fly up away into the sun you fucknig piece of gargbage
KARKAT: THAT SOUNDS SUPER! DOESN’T THAT SOUND SUPER KANAYA?
KANAYA: No
KARKAT: I THINK I SPEAK FOR KANAYA WHEN I SAY IT SOUNDS Really Fucking Super.“You have a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty” is my favorite tbh
(Source: kingkrem, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
