Silver Tongue

Apr 19

quartz-poker:

theonion:

Report: None Of The 31 Americans Qualified To Be President Running This Year 

According to a report released Monday by political scientists at Georgetown University, not one of the 31 American citizens who actually possess the wisdom, integrity, poise under pressure, and sound judgment to be president of the United States is running in the 2016 election. “Of the less than three dozen currently-living Americans who have a hopeful and coherent vision for this country, as well as the leadership ability to see such a vision through to realization, not a single one is on the ballot in any state,” said political science professor Olivia Lin, noting that among the list of Americans capable of serving competently as commander-in-chief—which includes a U.S. Marines veteran, three emergency room nurses, and a Kia dealership manager in central Ohio—most had not even momentarily entertained the notion of running for president.

More.

As a wise guy once said, democracy is the process by which you separate the capable from the willing and go with the willing.

I think you should check the source

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quartz-poker:

bogleech:

sacculetta:

datanazush:

soviet-red:

diabsoule:

sacculetta:

Because this bothers me.

what the fuck did i just read

WHOAOAOOA BRO IT’S ALMOST LIKE HOOF AND ARM ARE LIKE HOMOLOGOUS STRUCTURES

WHOA

Yeah but horses are dumb idiots who only have like four fingers total.

Seriously do you need everything spelled out for you

Also, I just explained they’re homologous structures, wut

There’s a guy ranting about this post on his blog who even tagged it “horse sjw”

“See, hoofed mammals demonstrate how it’s more about specialization than being more or less evo-”

“WHAT IS THIS SJW BULLSHIT”

Specialization gets animals killed in mass extinctions. Generalists survive. Generalists thrive. Generalists survive the asteroid impacts. Raccoons and pigeons will outlive us all.

not unless we create som sort of hybrid between them and humans

(Source: revretch, via quartz-poker-deactivated2018120)

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The Dark Souls of Spicy Food

methylbenzene:

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roane72:

HAMILLTON.

….

That’s master pun level right there.

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dan-mcneely:

tinyfilmreview:

Dracula 3000 -
“In space there is no daylight.”

Looks like someone doesn’t know how the sun works.  Or stars, in general.

“In space, there is no daylight.”
-(Dracula 3000)

Looks like someone doesn’t know how the sun works. Or! Stars, in general.

-@tinyfilmreview

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exelev:

I’m not gonna say life is perfect, but “We get a new Star Wars film every year” is the kind of thing you would tell someone in the ‘70s to convince them that the future is a utopia.

(Source: vyxie-venomous, via taffybuns)

igglooaustralia:

When you’re lurking in the notes of a porn post and you see some of your mutuals

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yiffmaster:

sonicrushadventures:

yiffmaster:

yiffmaster:

I JUST BLEW THIS DUDE AND IT TURNS OUT HE WORKS AT POLITICO AND WE’RE NETWORKING LMAO

HE SAID THEY’RE HIRING IN THE EDITORIALS SECTION AND GAVE ME AN EMAIL TO SEND MY RESUME TO I CANT BELIEVE I COULD GET A JOB AT POLITICO BECAUSE I SUCKED OFF A HOT DAD IN A CLUB

goals

everyone this is the year to follow your dreams because 2016 isn’t real and normal rules don’t apply

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