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salmon: smoked
magic deck: shuffled
dick: out
i am forcibly escorted out of the function
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superior american marketing: it’s called gogurt because it’s yogurt on the go
horrible english marketing: we called them frubes because…tube of..frube
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you ever bite into something thats supposed to be 100% soft and feel something crunch and then u go through the 5 stages of grief in the span of like ten seconds
This happened once when my filling came out while eating pizza
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Also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced
it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality.
if you think otherwise grow up
SO MANY PEOPLE TO SHOW THIS TO IT ACTUALLY HURTS ME
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