Silver Tongue

May 14

What does the security crew on a star trek ship do the 99% of the time when they’re not being boarded

play that wierd multidimensional chess game

poise:
if your bones are wet then you’re alive, but if they’re dry then you’re dead
coroners hate them! area teen revived yet again through the power of the water cycle

(Source: poise-remade, via aeritus)

kitbulls:

catboyknuckles:
enbyasha:
kitbulls:
cis people will say shit like “guys gals and nonbinary pals” and think they’re the human embodiment of trans rights
cis people will say shit like “ladies, gentlemen, and whatever” and pretend they aren’t dehumanizing us
I say Lads, Mads, and unbelievably sads
I’m above all of you
you’re really not

its like the nonbinary version of “lets go lesbians”

(via rockboci)

emi–rose:

tikkety-tok:
No one could have possibly predicted this

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slyvox:

Worm on a string theory

(via aeritus)

tammycat:

canon snake: absolute tactical genius, master of martial arts and total knowledge of weapons, fluent in like 6 languages

fanon snake: hhgngnhgnhn colonel

also canon snake: hhgngnhgnhn colonel

(via rockboci)

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May 13

deannatroibolton:

spunkywench:
deannatroibolton:
theguardianoflasttuesday:
dykelburnham:
me, a 1967 housewife and homemaker, preparing a pork roast for my three children and unappreciative businessman husband while Star Trek s02e01 “Amok Time” plays on my brand-new state-of-the-art color TV in the background, minding my own business, happening to glance up during the fight scene:
It would have been a pretty late dinner for kids. It its first run, Trek started 8:30pm, so the fight scene would have been at almost 9:30pm.
You really just gonna walk into this home and criticize my parenting? As if I don’t do enough for this family? Why did I ever marry you? You didn’t even thank me for the pork roast I worked on all evening IswearIdossomuchforyouandyounevertakethetimetoappreciateitI’msodamntiredallthetimemybackhurtsfromcookingporkroastjustletmerelaxandwatchsomefuckingstartrekyouasshole-
I can’t believe that we live in such a dystopia that people are reverting to roleplaying as 60′s housewives to cope. smh 2020 I expected better from you.
When I try to make a meme about watching the gay ass homoerotic fight scene from Star Trek but all people wanna do is psychoanalyze me, and also I burned the pot roast cause I was distracted by an argument with my husband

(via unclecucky)

@chefpyro

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