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why does no one ever like. mention the weird part of all of our childhoods where we thought we were too cool for the shows we grew up with like i Know that wasnt just an isolated thing like everyone used to make fun of dora the explorer and barney especially i remember everyone used to sing to the tune of barney “i hate you, you hate me, lets strap barney to a tree, with a great big bomb and stick it through his head, 3-2-1 barneys dead” like….. that was so fucked,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, why was that a thing……
we used to sing “i hate you, you hate me, let’s all go and kill barney, with a baseball and a two by four, no more purple dinosaur”
there were probably hundreds of variations ive heard so many thts fcked
How did it even happen, there was no internet for us to get our grubby little paws on, no memes making fun of children’s shows, it was just a bunch of small telepathically linked children hating a purple dinosaur in unison ???
What bout the one about killing barney to “joy to the world?”
“joy to the world
Barny’s dead
We shot him in the head
What happened to his body
We flushed it down the potty
‘round and 'round it goes
his toes go up his nose
around AND around his purple body goes”
(via taffybuns)
we were in an elevator and there was a sign saying the maximum amount of people allowed in it was 21 and my dad was like “you could fit that pilots band in here”
(Source: blurjosh, via taffybuns)
Two years ago I made a website for a client and implemented a small Content Management System so they can change few things like quotes and references and so on. They didn’t use it at all. Everything on the site was the same for over two years.
Last week I got a call from a new employee of the client’s company asking for “access to the website.” I wasn’t really sure what she meant, but I sent her the details to log in to the CMS.
She emailed me back demanding “full access to all of the content” because she “wants to make more changes to the site.” She eventually asked for access to the server.
I tried to explain why this would be a bad idea but she insisted and told me she knows how to handle “those things.” Eventually I sent her the FTP access data.
Yesterday I got a call from her again.
Client: Did you take the site down?
Me: The site? I haven’t touched it for over two years. So no.
Client: Well, it’s not working!
Me: Did you change anything yourself?
Client: I just deleted all the unnecessary files.
Me: Really. And it’s not working anymore.
Client: No! Did you change something?
(via dan-mcneely)
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(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
the dude didn’t even wait a solid half hour before the shit fell from his jaw
she really dodged a bullet. You know what the irony is? She was probably too busy playing mario maker to respond to him.
(Source: kumagawa, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
(Source: talesof4chan, via )
Aaaaaaaand this is the other thing from my stream tonight.
Once we brought up Bill Nye the Poke Guy, we couldn’t resist the thought of a Pokemon Ranger Steve Irwin.
(via adurot)
concept: spooky ghost chara can read thoughts but frisk hasnt spoken since they were like 7 and never will again so if they ever wound up sticking around no matter how old frisk got they’d always hear everything they did in a tiny little baby voice